Tuesday, April 29, 2008

on my day-the life and times of kimb james

Ive tried my hand at those disarmingly cute posts but now its back to the meat. i feel like a reformed vegetarian and i like it.

so my night was as follows: it all began between 3 gorgeous women who in all actuality were men. now dont get ahead of yourself this might be a meaty post but this is still a g-rated blog you perv! so these ladies all sat around me on the subway car and talked in spanglish one said something about shoes-"sabatoes"- i can also ask where the bathroom is. i got lost and then dragged to an even more foreign place by one of those blog fashion photographers. look for it on the web ill be the uncomfortable one in the black stalkings. i finally made it to my destination, a little coffee shop to meet the tiny beating heart that is this city-miss carla lopez de azua. we plotted trips to costa rica and discussed our secret project. feeling a hunger deep down in our bellies we headed off into the cold windy night to find something delicious. we stumbled into a little italian place and ate pastas and drank too many wines. full of wine we decided lets go see baby mama. but when we found that the tribeca film fest- tribeca fart fest more like it-had taken over all the movie theatres makes me want to write a manifesto and take over the outer bouroughs-maybe even the world! disappointed we sulked around the corner and into a nail salon. i got red she got pink and we discussed the current state of our economy, but really we just gossiped about boys. the evening ended with my room mates buzzing me up b/c i left my keys tucked in my bed. i better find those.
check out this mighty bear!

oh and Tao of Pooh is the best book to peruse through while on the can. It's short, so you feel like you've read something substantial in the 1-3 minutes it takes. Plus, if you can't feel the mystical beauty of the universe when you're taking a poo, then you might as well give up on life now.

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